A) I DO think about penises an AWFUL lot and I love them and think they're amazing. I don't love that so much in our world is penis-centric, but that doesn't diminish a penis' awesomeness.

B) I stroke my breasts from time to time as a method of self-soothing. And frankly, I WOULD whip it out and expect a lover to fawn all over it.

Great article and I couldn't agree more.