I love this and I can so relate!!! I swear, I feel the SAME WAY about threesomes. I’d be that awkward one hovering somewhere, waiting, trying to figure out what to do. No thanks. Unless it’s with two dudes who are solely there to worship my body. ;)

Also — I agree on all the others. I know it surprises people, but I just don’t care to try any of those things.

And, I love that you know you don’t want kids and aren’t afraid to say that in a culture that can be punishing to people who dare to want something else. (I don’t have kids, either.) Bravo!