I love your writing style so much.

I laughed so hard at this because I can relate. In my 600 sq. ft. house, there are few horizontal surfaces and so ALL of them are covered at any given moment. How many times a day do I clear off the washing machine or my desk? I mean...it's like the Gemino Curse in Harry Potter where everything keeps replicating itself, covering every surface.

Also, my china cabinet is in the garage because it doesn't fit in the house. That's just a crime.