In about 30 years of being sexually active, I have NEVER ONCE mentioned dick size to friends. And in that time, only ONE friend mentioned it to me ONE TIME. We just don't talk about it. We don't care. Was it good? Is he kind? Did we have fun? Is he passionate? That's what we talk about.

On the other hand, I've had extensive discussions with the men I dated about penis size. Are they a good size? Are they bigger or smaller than my last lover? Can I say how big they are more often? As I told them all, I couldn't care less - which led to arguments and more talks about penis size.

Guys, we don't care!