You have a funny style in which you start out with the most relatable stories (which I suspect is intentional) and I get all drawn in (oh, he's gonna ask the cashier lady out, how adorable!), and then things start edging into weirdness, and...

By the time you said you didn't deserve to be blocked, I thought: Oh wait a minute - this is a satire. I think. LMAO.

Honestly, I think it's just so close to home and has been so normalized in some of the men I've encountered that I have to stop and think for a minute. Who wrote this? What is the intention here? Oh, right. I think it's all good.

And Rogan and Reddit. Got it. Clues for future reference.